Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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