Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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