His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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