so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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