there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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