I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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