Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
