is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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