If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
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