I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
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