Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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