no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
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