It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
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