i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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