I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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