There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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