I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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