well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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