Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
