Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
