I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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