Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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