As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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