Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
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