And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
can u get pink eye on your cock?
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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