in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
two words: eviction party
Just invented taco cereal.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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