Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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