apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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