physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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