Well apparently he's into motor boating.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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