i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I have fence marks all over my body
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
Randomize
