Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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