i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I think a kid would responsible me up
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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