It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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