this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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