the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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