fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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