I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
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