Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
