So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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