he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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