Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
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