I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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