wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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