did you get engaged???
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Randomize