You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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