At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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