Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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