3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
BRING THE BAGELS
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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