Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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