no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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