There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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