pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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