So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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