is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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