I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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