I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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