weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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